Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh
This is priceless
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
The fears that once controlled me can’t get to me at all.
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
"Before Drosselmeyer lost his hands, he’d already made a device that would enable him to continue weaving stories even if he lost his body. This town is being controlled by stories because of that device, but even we cannot tell which parts are real and which are fiction. However! No one inside Drosselmeyer’s stories was expected to become Princess Tutu, and yet she appeared and tried to protect you.”